The Christmas Dinner had been concluded and my guess is there are a few sore heads this morning...Iersonally,I am blaming it on the food …it tasted too good…Just for reference the dessert was Honey Dew (Green) & Rock Melon (Orange) just so we close this one down once and for all.
It was a night of good company, good food, and not a shabby glass of Red wine or two…
For the benefit of those who weren’t there, here is a little insight on what you missed out on:
Discussions were animated regarding the Tatts on the arse…Most people agreed that it was a male and it scored well amongst the female attendants…
Offcourse, someone was reading too much that they were explicitly describing a mole on the right cheek… I haven’t been able to confirm, but feel free to prove it to yourselves ;)
From there we moved to furniture and eBay…There were quite a number of experts and after being encouraged to get my furniture from there…I was advised not to buy electrical goods, bedding or a sofa…Well that is everything I need so I guess I am going to the shops…Unless, someone is willing to find an alternative.
Now I know the next topic a few of you will wish you were there for and it was Vindictiveness101…No, I lie it was Vindictiveness Mastery…A few people have shared how to really make your lying (and maybe cheating) partner pay and continue paying for misappropriate behaviour…I think at one point Marcus Daley (the only person who is happily married…well also the only one who is married or at least was till last night) was even considering talking about the cricket and he is POM…
Others thought one-on-one council and I am sure had there been anyone passing by on Darlinghurst street thinking of cheating…they would have run home and begged for forgiveness…All I say is if you need more information please send in your request and the rate is $100 per 30 minutes advise session…Trust me what you will learn in half an hour will suffice for a life time…I am not giving the advise so you know it’s a good one…
Alas, the last topic was speed dating…and I think I have a better chance surviving a 20 storey fall or climbing Mount Everest naked…so no 8 minutes of fame for me thanks…But, really I am grateful for the help guys…I am seeking trauma counselling this morning and will report back soon once that twitch is cured…
A special thanks to CM who flew in from Adelaide and came straight out and the two C.V.E. who risked exposure by joining the E.V.E. party
Finally, wishing DD a Happy Birthday today…
It was a night of good company, good food, and not a shabby glass of Red wine or two…
For the benefit of those who weren’t there, here is a little insight on what you missed out on:
Discussions were animated regarding the Tatts on the arse…Most people agreed that it was a male and it scored well amongst the female attendants…
Offcourse, someone was reading too much that they were explicitly describing a mole on the right cheek… I haven’t been able to confirm, but feel free to prove it to yourselves ;)
From there we moved to furniture and eBay…There were quite a number of experts and after being encouraged to get my furniture from there…I was advised not to buy electrical goods, bedding or a sofa…Well that is everything I need so I guess I am going to the shops…Unless, someone is willing to find an alternative.
Now I know the next topic a few of you will wish you were there for and it was Vindictiveness101…No, I lie it was Vindictiveness Mastery…A few people have shared how to really make your lying (and maybe cheating) partner pay and continue paying for misappropriate behaviour…I think at one point Marcus Daley (the only person who is happily married…well also the only one who is married or at least was till last night) was even considering talking about the cricket and he is POM…
Others thought one-on-one council and I am sure had there been anyone passing by on Darlinghurst street thinking of cheating…they would have run home and begged for forgiveness…All I say is if you need more information please send in your request and the rate is $100 per 30 minutes advise session…Trust me what you will learn in half an hour will suffice for a life time…I am not giving the advise so you know it’s a good one…
Alas, the last topic was speed dating…and I think I have a better chance surviving a 20 storey fall or climbing Mount Everest naked…so no 8 minutes of fame for me thanks…But, really I am grateful for the help guys…I am seeking trauma counselling this morning and will report back soon once that twitch is cured…
A special thanks to CM who flew in from Adelaide and came straight out and the two C.V.E. who risked exposure by joining the E.V.E. party
Finally, wishing DD a Happy Birthday today…
Finally, I am proposing a motion for the next E.V.E. event to be drinks on Friday 15th December… if I get enough interest motion will be carried and more details will follow.
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